my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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