we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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