i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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