Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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