i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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