i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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