I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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