How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i out mim tonsoeep
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