This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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