the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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