bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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