He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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