See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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