So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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