This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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