I don't think brook has ever known best
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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