There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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