I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
ok first of all what the fuck
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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