oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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