Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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