That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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