Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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