a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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