we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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