I want to have your abortion
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
This is the high leading the old right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Randomize