The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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