If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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