If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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