evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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