okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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