so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
My hand turned me down
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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