just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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