Kareoke will never be a sober sport
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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