Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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