i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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