he puts the penis in happiness.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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