i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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