bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Tornado booty call.. dedication
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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