Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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