why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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