well you can't waste a boner
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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