I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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