i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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