if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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