i think i have two assholes
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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and you fell through a lawn chair
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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