meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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