Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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