Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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