Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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