but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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